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For those who missed the story last week about U.S. Interior Secretary Gale Norton´s expansive new definition for the term wetlands, here is what the Miami Herald had to say about it.

Here is the Columbus [Ohio] Dispatch´s angle.

And here is NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno´s take: "In an effort to make the Bush environmental record look good, Interior Secretary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. ...

"Well, yeah, if you count New Orleans."

Well, yeah. Also if you count decorative ponds in subdivisions, water traps on golf courses, stormwater retention ponds, and the like. Why stop there? Dozens of other nominally moist types of man-made ecosystems could fit the bill. Backyard wading pools. Cesspools. Let the imagination run wild. Wet and land are the only limiting characteristics.

Speaking of New Orleans -- we were talking about the Crescent City back there somewhere, weren´t we? -- one would hope that in this post-Katrina era, developers and governments might have some new thoughts about the concept of building new developments on land that lies below sea level near waterways.

New thoughts like, for instance, "Don´t do it!"

Guess again.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that an environmental group is suing Oakley, Calif., to try to halt that city´s plan to allow the construction of 4,000 homes on a tract of levee-protected land that lies six feet below sea level along a branch of the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta.

Six feet under. Imagine that.

Reuters reports that the EPA plans to solicit public comment this summer on a proposal to change the way regulators oversee emissions from oil refineries and other industrial plants. The agency isn´t saying yet whether the proposed change would pertain strictly to refineries and related facilities, or whether it would also apply more generally to power plants and the like.

Don´t worry, though. According to Reuters´ headline writer, the change will only amount to a "tweak."

On the other hand ...

"Specifics on the impending proposed rule, first detailed broadly in a brief Web site filing to the White House April 7, remain elusive," Reuters reports. "But refining officials familiar with the evolving plan embraced the agency´s latest action."

Hmm. We´ll keep our eyes peeled for new dalliances -- I mean developments.

Inbox plans to sneak away for some spring break R&R next Monday and Tuesday. (Though spring training might be more like it: A heavy dose of baseball with the kids in the park is on the agenda.) We´ll see you next Thursday.

 

Pete Fehrenbach is assistant managing editor of Waste News. Past installments of this column are collected in the Inbox archive.

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