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Like A Hot Knife Through Butter: L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa´s commingled-cops-and-trash plan skated through the City Council Tuesday. The lawmakers unanimously approved the mayor´s proposal to double the city´s garbage rate to help fund a major expansion of its police force. Nary a breath of debate was expended before the council´s vote.

 

It sounds like Villaraigosa is quite the golden boy at the moment, with wide coattails stretching to the horizon and everyone in L.A. jockeying for tickets to take a ride. Ah, political honeymoons, such sights to behold.

 

As everyone knows, though, the higher you fly ...

 

Straight From The Thelma & Louise Playbook: Speaking of gravity´s inevitable effect on high-flying objects (whilst segueing from golden boy to golden palace, with a golden goose laying a you-know-what thrown in for good measure), have a gander at this story concerning the latest publicity stunt hatched by the odd eggs who run GoldenPalace.com. As ABC News notes, the online gaming site has become known for turning things that most would consider trash into wacky marketing campaigns.

 

The company´s latest stunt, and I do mean stunt, involves buying 11 used cars for $25,000 on eBay, painting GoldenPalace.com signs on them, and then -- obviously (I mean, honestly, what else would one imagine doing with them?) -- driving them off a cliff.

 

Voila: Instant recycling. A bit messy, true, but show me a faster way to dismantle 11 cars.

 

Here´s the kicker (nay, make that a kicker; this story is nothing but a series of weird twists):

 

"´People say that´s a lot of money to spend on driving cars off a cliff, but it´s less expensive than hiring people to do publicity for us, and we support a charity with each event,´ said [GoldenPalace.com marketing spokesman Drew] Black. The eBay seller of the Dodge Neon got to pick the charity for this stunt and the seller selected the Lafayette House, a mental health center in Missouri."

 

If only I could make this stuff up.

 

Let´s wrap up with a quick spin through today´s waste and environmental headlines.

 

Small People Should Stay Home
"Big Islanders Invited To Discuss Trash Plans" -- Honolulu Advertiser, May 16

 

My Beloved Cavs Should Try This On Rasheed Wallace
"Machine Helps Take B.S. Out Of Composting" -- Gallup Independent, May 15

 

Major Change In Position; Previously Deemed It ´Comical´
"China Says South Coast Water Pollution ´Serious´" -- Reuters, May 17

 

Pig, Chicken Continue To Hold Out
"Turkey To Meet EU Environmental Standards" -- The Media Line, May 17

 

Quick, Silver, Let´s Hightail It Out Of Here
"A Fast One On Mercury" -- Philadelphia Daily News, May 16

 

Pete Fehrenbach is assistant managing editor of Waste News. Past installments of this column are collected in the Inbox archive.

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