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An unexpected turn of events yesterday set the Ontario-Michigan waste whirligig spinning anew. The city of Toronto has bought a large disposal site, the Green Lane Landfill in southwestern Ontario near the cities of London and St. Thomas.

 

The Toronto Star says the site will provide "a temporary solution for the city´s growing garbage mess" but adds that some council members are "fuming about the haste and secrecy in which the deal came together."

 

The Globe and Mail reports that the deal will create big political headaches for Ontario provincial leaders and officials whose districts lie near the landfill.

 

For U.S. readers, here´s a quick translation of some of north-of-the-border terms you´ll come across in these stories.

 

A riding is a Canadian electoral district, according to Webster´s New World.

 

The 401 –- as in, politicians "are strapping themselves onto the 401 to stop these trucks from coming" -- is the King´s Highway No. 401. Also known as the Macdonald-Cartier Freeway [insert joke here about jewelry and Big Macs], Wikipedia says the 401 is "the transportation backbone of the Quebec City-Windsor corridor" and ranks among the world´s busiest highways.

 

And MPP stands for Member of Provincial Parliament.

 

Inbox Infotainment Extra: If you search for MPP at AcronymFinder.com, you´ll find that in addition to Member of Provincial Parliament, it also stands for a couple hundred other phrases. Among them: Meat Processing Plant, My Pamper Party, Marijuana Patients and Providers, Melanesian Progressive Party, Micro-Perforated Plate (medium for picnic pranks?), Mission Payload Package (alternate acronym: BOMB), Massive Periretinal Proliferation (ouch), Modified Pruppacher-Pitter Raindrop Model (what, the original model wasn´t good enough?), Most Powerful People, and Mutual Protection Pact.

 

Hmm. In light of the events described above (matters portrayed previously?), I´d wager that two of Canada´s most powerful people, Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty and Toronto Mayor David Miller, might profit profusely if they were to meliorate their planning process with a mutual protection pact.

 

Pete Fehrenbach is assistant managing editor of Waste News. Past installments of this column are collected in the Inbox archive.

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