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Fuelīs Gold: All of a sudden, a boatload of ethanol stories are
hitting the Web. Hereīs a taste:
one report from the Washington Post,
another from the New York Times.
What strikes me about this trend is that many of the ethanol stories
I see fall into a trap Iīve dubbed the Environmental Journalism Panacea
Booby-Trap ... Pitfall ... Syndrome. OK, admittedly the name needs work.
The point is, ethanol, which generally gets an easy ride from the press,
does have downsides, as fuels go. I cite the two aforelinked stories
because they manage to avoid this trap. Thoughtfully and at length,
these articles delve into some of ethanolīs shortcomings.
They donīt touch on all of them, though. A few of ethanolīs other
limitations will be explored in a special report in next weekīs issue of
Waste News. So keep an eye out for that.
Opening Soon: Off-Bangkok Hilton (Bottom Feeders Only)
Over the years, many types of man-made machines and structures have been
sunk in coastal waters around the globe to serve as artificial reefs for
fish and their friends. Ships, airplanes, bridges, steel cylinders,
concrete culverts, pieces of pipe, and probably lots of other big,
chunky contraptions I havenīt caught wind of yet.
But this may be a first: Off Thailandīs southern coast, theyīre
making reefs out of garbage trucks -- 189 of them, according to the
Bangkok Post.
The report notes that the trash-truck reefs will provide new sources
of fish and other marine animals for "small-scale fisherpersons." Which,
if you read it a certain way, makes you wonder just how small a
fisherpersonīs fish-weighing devices have to be in order for him-or-her
to be allowed to conduct his-or-her fisherperson activities in the
waters where those trash trucks are sunk.
A Too-Convenient Closer?
OK, time to drop the lid on another edition of Inbox. Hereīs an almost
too perfect lid-dropper, courtesy of the Borowitz Report. It pertains to
-- and Iīm sure some of you regular readers are going to be shocked that
Iīm returning to this heavily tapped well yet again -- "that Al Gore
movie." Sorry, I couldnīt resist. The title of the piece in question:
"Gore Film Becomes Make-Out Movie of the Summer." Cue Barry White -- any
of his familiar hits will do just fine, thank you.
Oh, yeah. In this global-warming summer of 2006, in air-conditioned
movie theaters from sea to shining sea, the heatīs rising, baby.
Pete Fehrenbach
is assistant managing editor of Waste News. Past installments of this
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