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Keep America Sniggering: The wags at Keep America Beautiful have put together a zany new recycling awareness campaign featuring a dorky-but-hip cartoon dude who goes by the awkward superhero alias KAB Man (or occasionally, Recycling Boy).

 

That description doesnīt do the series justice, but trust me, people, this is clever, edgy stuff, web-animationwise. Itīs dry, itīs droll -- it almost made me think Matt Groening or Mike Judge could have had a hand in writing it.

 

I hope the KAB folks decide to extend this series because it ends with a cliffhanger, and I canīt wait to find out who they choose to be KAB Manīs sidekick. Right now it looks like itīs down to either the famous Crying Indian, Iron Eyes Cody, or swimsuit model Molly Sims. (Waste News is a family newspaper, so I had to spend a good chunk of time scouring the Internet to find a reasonably demure photo of Ms. Sims to provide a link to. This job can be such drudgery sometimes, but someone has to do it.)

 

You Go, Girl: Like daffodils, crocuses and hay fever, it seems that humorous recycling-themed videos are suddenly popping up everywhere. Thanks to the loyal reader-slash-reliable tipster who sent me this YouTube link of a short promotional clip titled "Jerry and Amanda" created by filmmaker Michael Boylan for RE3.org.

 

I would only add: Amanda, you are so right to dump that stubble-faced creep. He is not in your league. Walk away, girl, and donīt look back.

 

Canīt Make Me/Can Too/Cannot/Etc.: This just in –- the U.S. Supreme Court decided yesterday that local governments can too make private trash haulers dump their loads at municipal facilities, regardless of whether it costs those haulers more to do so.

 

That intermittent rumble you hear is the sound of the waste industry shifting on its axis by a few degrees. Weīll have more to follow on this topic. Lots more, Iīd wager.

 

Pete Fehrenbach is assistant managing editor of Waste News. Past installments of this column are collected in the Inbox archive.