Leave it to the Canadians
to come up with this one!
Tolerance (the last
virtue of a decadent society)
Jiggs
McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster
speaking in Orillia , Ontario , says,...
"I am
truly perplexed that so many of my
friends are against another mosque being
built in Toronto .
I think it
should be the goal of every Canadian to
be tolerant regardless of their
religious beliefs.
Thus the
mosque should be allowed, in an effort
to promote tolerance.
That is
why I also propose that two nightclubs
be opened next door to the mosque,
thereby promoting tolerance from within
the mosque.
We could
call one of the clubs, which would be
gay, "The
Turban Cowboy",
and the other a topless bar called "You
Mecca Me Hot."
Next door
should be a butcher shop that
specializes in pork, and adjacent to
that an open-pit barbecue pork
restaurant, called "Iraq
o' Ribs."
Across the
street there could be a lingerie store
called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret",
with sexy mannequins in the window
modeling the goods.
Next door
to the lingerie shop there would be room
for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal
Knowledge",
its name in flashing neon lights, and on
the other side, a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of
this would encourage Muslims to
demonstrate the tolerance they demand of
us, so their mosque issue would not be a
problem for others.
Yes we should
promote tolerance, and you can do your part
by passing this on.
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